The Great and Powerful Amazon Will Now Read Your Mind and Send You Shit It Knows You Want Before You Order It

Don't be surprised to see this guy show up unannounced soon.

Sort of. Here's my take for Minyanville.

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Blurbin' Street

Anyone worth their tequila salt has an embarrassing hooch story to share. Mine involves Maker's Mark, Sparks Steak House, and a condescending waiter. I'll tell it to you sometime if we ever do a bar crawl. But only if you remind me to tell it, because I won't have any idea who has read this and randomly remember to tell it next time I'm out and about on Watering Hole Mile. Which is a place I just made up, but it sounds terrific, right? And I'll fill you in only if you know when to use "whisky" and when to use "whiskey," because I always totally mix them up and should know better by now. 

In the meantime, here's an article I penned for Minyanville about Japan's Suntory scooping up Beam Inc. (which owns the Jim Beam and Maker's Mark brands). 

Bottom's up!

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