Do you see him? Do you see Frankenstein's monster? No?
You're the monster, then.
It probably should faze me more than it does that when I stare at my bathroom tiles, I see monsters and ghouls. Lots of them. And not just because it's Halloween season. I see these all year round.
Counting the one up top, here are eight of my favorite bathroom bogeymen and one creepy baby. I may start charging soon (a Long Island Medjugorje!), but you get these gratis.
This grotesque, sad corpse face with blood streaming out of its eyes watches me take a shower every day. That's not why the blood is streaming out of its eyes SHUT UP.
Here's an Uncle Fester zombie of sorts looking toward the right side of the tile.
This is like one of those Seinfeld pictures that you have to keep staring at till you see it. If you're successful, the payoff is great: You'll spy Nosferatu.
Here's the creepy baby I promised you. His profile is emerging from the left-hand side of the frame, his creepy baby mouth open and catching flies. He's got a little pug nose.
This creature looks like an amalgam of some beastly hound and Gary Oldman as Dracula. Not when he was hot Dracula — when he was big-haired old Dracula.
Additional context:
Zuul from Ghostbusters is there. Right in the middle.
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT?!
This is Zuul, in case you've forgotten:
Another Frankenstein monster — gah!!!!
The scariest tile of them all: the one smeared with blue Crest Kids toothpaste in the upper-right corner that I now have to clean.
If you want to see some seriously scary tweets, @WarriorHauswife is where you should go.
No comments:
Post a Comment