Hauswife's Hump-Day Haiku: Narnia, 'Breaking Bad,' and the Ghost of Christopher Hitchens

If Jesse from Breaking Bad bumped into Christopher Hitchens' mothball-ridden corpse as he made his way into the bowels of Digory Kirke's wardrobe, great things would happen when he finally emerged in Narnia.

Today's theme is ...

WHAT I JUST SAID 

Hey, Aslan, whaddup?
Fuck that C.S. BS, yo
You're no Jesus, bitch.

—J.A.G.

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