Hauswife's Hump-Day Haiku and Harmonies

If I had written this post while I was visiting my parents in South Florida, I could have entitled it "Miami Vise." But I didn't. So I can't. I mean, I still can. I can do whatever I want. But I won't.

Today's theme, written Don Draper-style, is ...

CRUSH

You should know how our
Vises take care of vices:
We'll squeeze your sin out.

—J.A.G.

I like mussels. I like Squeeze. Pat Sajak's OK.

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