I vant ... to make ... your teeth!
I'm kind of in a desperate, self-imposed spot here. It's 12 a.m. ON THE DOT, I've just completed one freelance article, I have another one to complete (whoops, now it's 12:01!), and a haiku needs to spring forth from ... somewhere. And so I take a real-work intermission now.
The two stories I was hyperfocused on today were a) Anthony Weiner telling NYC he just won't quit in his bid for mayor and a former intern trashing him in the NY Daily News and his campaign manager calling the aforementioned former intern all kinds of gloriously nasty things, and b) TEETH MADE OUT OF URINE.
I think it's obvious what I have to do here.
Today's theme is ...
The two stories I was hyperfocused on today were a) Anthony Weiner telling NYC he just won't quit in his bid for mayor and a former intern trashing him in the NY Daily News and his campaign manager calling the aforementioned former intern all kinds of gloriously nasty things, and b) TEETH MADE OUT OF URINE.
I think it's obvious what I have to do here.
Today's theme is ...
IF ANTHONY WEINER'S TEETH WERE MADE OUT OF EXCRETORY STEM CELLS AND HE WERE TELLING US ALL ABOUT IT, BECAUSE HE SURE LIKES TO TALK A LOT, DOESN'T HE
Urine for it now —
Next I'm getting a pee-NEZ!
I'll text u pics, k?
—J.A.G.
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