Day 53: GTL

Someday I will have abs like this again (though hopefully I won't look as manly).

I succumbed to watching the season premiere of Jersey Shore the other night, and once again I'm intrigued with how they keep their bodies in tip-top shape while consuming "gabbagole" and girlie drinks in such mass quantities. Everyone's privy to the cast's "GTL" (gym-tan-laundry) strategy, but you never really see the "G" part of the equation on the show (or the "L" part, for that matter).

I ponder such things as I shove sour-cream-and-onion potato chips (the baked variety -- that's something, yes?) into my gaping maw while Ronnie, Paulie, Mike, and Vinnie do their best creeping.